F Your Life

Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I’m too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML

Harsh, but the dude may have a point.

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted “50 POINTS!” FML

I call BS. Funny though. I like the comment, “OP, just so you know, I’m very competitive. Ask your friends how many points a 9mm to the shoulder is.” A bit on the nose, no?